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Post by northernboy on Sept 19, 2021 13:27:16 GMT
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Post by laristotle on Sept 19, 2021 21:23:52 GMT
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
When I was a child I thought "nap time" was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation.
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
At my age "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came In there for.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.
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Post by northernboy on Sept 21, 2021 10:54:31 GMT
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Post by northernboy on Sept 22, 2021 1:15:13 GMT
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Post by zontar on Sept 22, 2021 5:11:35 GMT
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Post by northernboy on Sept 22, 2021 23:00:56 GMT
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Post by zontar on Sept 23, 2021 2:19:04 GMT
Among my favourite things from SCTV--and from Eugene Levy
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Post by zontar on Sept 23, 2021 2:38:57 GMT
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Post by northernboy on Sept 23, 2021 10:28:19 GMT
Among my favourite things from SCTV--and from Eugene Levy There was a skit with the Shemge brothers, where they had Rick Moranis singing Stairway to Heaven and the set collapses behind him. I've tried to find it on youtube and I can't find it.
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Post by laristotle on Sept 23, 2021 15:23:50 GMT
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Post by northernboy on Sept 25, 2021 1:49:06 GMT
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Post by northernboy on Sept 25, 2021 1:55:44 GMT
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Post by laristotle on Sept 25, 2021 22:03:18 GMT
I have an ad up (kijij and FB) with an asking price of $150. Got this response;
him - I can give you $50 me - Not accepting deposits. Payment in full. Cash. him - That was a full offer. me - Unacceptable. him - Why didn’t you say so. me - I just did.
It's fun playing with lowballers. lol
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Post by northernboy on Sept 25, 2021 22:08:56 GMT
I always thought lowballers were those guys who walk around with their pants pulled down.
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Post by laristotle on Sept 25, 2021 22:32:36 GMT
I always thought lowballers were those guys who walk around with their pants pulled down. There were a few 'gangtas' that I worked with that did that. When I told them how that trend came about, they quickly pulled them up after checking google. lol
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Post by infant on Sept 25, 2021 23:54:03 GMT
I have an ad up (kijij and FB) with an asking price of $150. Got this response; him - I can give you $50 me - Not accepting deposits. Payment in full. Cash. him - That was a full offer. me - Unacceptable. him - Why didn’t you say so. me - I just did. It's fun playing with lowballers. lol I also have an ad on Kijiji and FB Marketplace and i hate when these guys ask “what’s the lowest that you’ll take?” Uh….just make an offer.
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Post by laristotle on Sept 26, 2021 0:12:05 GMT
I have an ad up (kijij and FB) with an asking price of $150. Got this response; him - I can give you $50 me - Not accepting deposits. Payment in full. Cash. him - That was a full offer. me - Unacceptable. him - Why didn’t you say so. me - I just did. It's fun playing with lowballers. lol I also have an ad on Kijiji and FB Marketplace and i hate when these guys ask “what’s the lowest that you’ll take?” Uh….just make an offer. I get that too. I tend to reply with a 10% reduction. That usually gets a actual offer from them and then we start to negotiate.
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Post by zontar on Sept 26, 2021 5:54:21 GMT
Dr Tongue's 3d House of ______ (Filled with anything) was a good time.
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Post by zontar on Sept 26, 2021 6:07:50 GMT
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Post by zontar on Sept 26, 2021 8:23:04 GMT
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Post by infant on Sept 26, 2021 14:59:13 GMT
I also have an ad on Kijiji and FB Marketplace and i hate when these guys ask “what’s the lowest that you’ll take?” Uh….just make an offer. I get that too. I tend to reply with a 10% reduction. That usually gets a actual offer from them and then we start to negotiate. Other pet peeves: “will you take XXXXXXX for a trade” when the ad says “not looking for trades”. Or “does everything work perfectly?” after the ad says that it’s in perfect working order except for XXXXX. Or “is it still available” when the ad says that if the ad is up, it’s still available (no, I sold it but I love answering emails and text messages from total strangers) People have to start reading the ads before they respond.
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Post by Bill h on Sept 26, 2021 16:31:23 GMT
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Post by northernboy on Sept 27, 2021 23:28:17 GMT
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Post by zontar on Sept 28, 2021 1:44:37 GMT
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Post by zontar on Sept 29, 2021 2:09:50 GMT
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Post by zontar on Sept 29, 2021 6:31:59 GMT
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Post by northernboy on Sept 29, 2021 10:56:41 GMT
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Post by laristotle on Sept 29, 2021 16:54:55 GMT
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Post by northernboy on Sept 29, 2021 22:02:52 GMT
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Post by zontar on Sept 30, 2021 6:03:26 GMT
Follow the instructions sent to your email address to confirm your account.
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