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Post by laristotle on Sept 9, 2021 11:29:43 GMT
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Post by laristotle on Sept 9, 2021 11:30:04 GMT
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Post by northernboy on Sept 9, 2021 21:59:28 GMT
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Post by george on Sept 9, 2021 23:58:24 GMT
Union Station in Toronto ?
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Post by george on Sept 10, 2021 0:14:01 GMT
And of course, he's innocent The old man left our dog in his brand new 74 Impala Wagon and the dog chewed the fuckin roof liner right out of it .. lol
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Post by zontar on Sept 10, 2021 20:34:24 GMT
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Post by northernboy on Sept 11, 2021 1:35:20 GMT
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Post by zontar on Sept 11, 2021 5:53:09 GMT
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Post by zontar on Sept 11, 2021 20:37:42 GMT
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Post by northernboy on Sept 12, 2021 20:39:29 GMT
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Post by northernboy on Sept 14, 2021 0:23:39 GMT
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Post by Bill h on Sept 14, 2021 4:27:47 GMT
My German Shepherd did the same thing to a brand new leather couch when he was a puppy, came home to that very look, Meh, what can you do. That was about five years ago and has never chewed on anything since except his chew toys. Some things you just can’t explain.
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Post by northernboy on Sept 14, 2021 20:48:34 GMT
My German Shepherd did the same thing to a brand new leather couch when he was a puppy, came home to that very look, Meh, what can you do. That was about five years ago and has never chewed on anything since except his chew toys. Some things you just can’t explain. My cousin's Great Dane chewed up a leather couch as well.
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Post by northernboy on Sept 14, 2021 20:49:42 GMT
My German Shepherd did the same thing to a brand new leather couch when he was a puppy, came home to that very look, Meh, what can you do. That was about five years ago and has never chewed on anything since except his chew toys. Some things you just can’t explain. My cousin's Great Dane did the same thing to a leather couch.
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Post by laristotle on Sept 14, 2021 23:42:16 GMT
Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells. Sarah's favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one. Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pullet surprise" as well. Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when
they weren't paying attention?
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Post by laristotle on Sept 15, 2021 0:30:21 GMT
HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL: 1) Pick the cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in the right hand. As the cat opens its mouth, pop the pill into the mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat the process. 3) Retrieve the cat from the bedroom, and throw the soggy pill away. 4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in the left arm, holding rear paws tightly with the left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. 5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden. 6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cats. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously. 7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make a note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set them to one side for gluing later. 8)Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill inside end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw. 9) Check the label to make sure the pill is not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take the taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. 10) Retrieve the cat from the neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with an elastic band. 11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch a bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. apply a cold compress to the cheek and check records for the date of the last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom. 12) Call the fire brigade to retrieve the f------ cat from a tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take the last pill from foil-wrap. 13) Tie the little b**tard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by a large piece of steak filet. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down. 14) Consume the remainder of Scotch. Get your spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while the doctor stitches fingers and forearm, and remove pill remnants from your right eye. Call furniture shop on the way home to order a new table. 15) Arrange for RSPCA to collect "mutant cat from hell" and call a local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL: 1) Wrap it in cheese.
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Post by Bill h on Sept 15, 2021 4:29:03 GMT
Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells. Sarah's favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one. Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pullet surprise" as well. Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when
they weren't paying attention? That’s funny and accurate.
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Post by zontar on Sept 15, 2021 6:25:28 GMT
Why are some people so greedy? I've encountered people recently that don't care about anything other than what they can get. They don't care about reasons why that's not realistic. They act like they never grew up. Somebody else got something--they should get it too. It doesn't matter if the other person earned it, or qualified for what they got--or even just won it or was gifted it. They think because someone else got something, they should get it too.
Fortunately most people I meet are not like that--btu some are.
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Post by laristotle on Sept 15, 2021 14:39:47 GMT
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Post by allthumbs56 on Sept 15, 2021 15:47:08 GMT
That's quite fascinating!
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Post by laristotle on Sept 16, 2021 11:22:58 GMT
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Post by laristotle on Sept 17, 2021 11:41:57 GMT
Giant solar superstorm within the next decade a possibility A solar superstorm happens if a coronal mass ejection (CME) escapes the sun and strikes the Earth anywhere from a day to four to five days afterward and can impact the globe’s magnetic field.
The study says it can cause “strong electric currents on the Earth’s surface that can disrupt and even destroy various human technologies.”
The strongest CME in the last 100 years was back in 1921 but a smaller CME knocked out Quebec’s power grid in 1989 leaving the province dark.
The study recommends strengthening the world’s infrastructure by laying more cables to minimize being completely cut off.
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Post by allthumbs56 on Sept 17, 2021 13:32:21 GMT
Giant solar superstorm within the next decade a possibility A solar superstorm happens if a coronal mass ejection (CME) escapes the sun and strikes the Earth anywhere from a day to four to five days afterward and can impact the globe’s magnetic field.
The study says it can cause “strong electric currents on the Earth’s surface that can disrupt and even destroy various human technologies.”
The strongest CME in the last 100 years was back in 1921 but a smaller CME knocked out Quebec’s power grid in 1989 leaving the province dark.
The study recommends strengthening the world’s infrastructure by laying more cables to minimize being completely cut off. According to Greta we've only got 10 years or so left anyway.
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Post by laristotle on Sept 17, 2021 15:40:58 GMT
Giant solar superstorm within the next decade a possibility A solar superstorm happens if a coronal mass ejection (CME) escapes the sun and strikes the Earth anywhere from a day to four to five days afterward and can impact the globe’s magnetic field.
The study says it can cause “strong electric currents on the Earth’s surface that can disrupt and even destroy various human technologies.”
The strongest CME in the last 100 years was back in 1921 but a smaller CME knocked out Quebec’s power grid in 1989 leaving the province dark.
The study recommends strengthening the world’s infrastructure by laying more cables to minimize being completely cut off. According to Greta we've only got 10 years or so left anyway. She may be right, but it seems that it won't be caused by humans. What did we do to piss off the sun like that? lol
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Post by allthumbs56 on Sept 17, 2021 16:53:16 GMT
According to Greta we've only got 10 years or so left anyway. She may be right, but it seems that it won't be caused by humans. What did we do to piss off the sun like that? lol Virgin sacrifices?
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Post by laristotle on Sept 17, 2021 17:06:25 GMT
She may be right, but it seems that it won't be caused by humans. What did we do to piss off the sun like that? lol Virgin sacrifices? You mean when we stopped, right?
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Post by allthumbs56 on Sept 17, 2021 18:33:44 GMT
You mean when we stopped, right? Yeah - we ran out of virgins.
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Post by markr on Sept 18, 2021 0:37:04 GMT
The one on the right has skunk eyes, Oh I know skunk eyes!
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Post by zontar on Sept 18, 2021 20:46:26 GMT
The one on the right has skunk eyes, Oh I know skunk eyes! I'm actually wondering why astronauts are wearing spacesuits with short sleeves.
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Post by zontar on Sept 19, 2021 8:55:30 GMT
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