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Post by zontar on Jun 7, 2021 7:00:11 GMT
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Post by zontar on Jun 10, 2021 6:56:46 GMT
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Post by infant on Jun 12, 2021 21:26:51 GMT
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Post by zontar on Jun 12, 2021 23:28:17 GMT
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Post by zontar on Jun 14, 2021 3:01:36 GMT
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Post by zontar on Jun 17, 2021 5:03:23 GMT
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Post by zontar on Jun 18, 2021 5:51:28 GMT
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Post by zontar on Jun 20, 2021 0:04:51 GMT
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Post by zontar on Jun 22, 2021 4:05:06 GMT
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Post by zontar on Jun 25, 2021 7:44:42 GMT
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Post by zontar on Jun 26, 2021 22:13:39 GMT
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Post by zontar on Jun 28, 2021 3:02:46 GMT
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Post by infant on Jun 28, 2021 12:02:24 GMT
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Post by infant on Jun 28, 2021 12:02:46 GMT
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Post by zontar on Jun 30, 2021 6:19:53 GMT
I don't have a cat--btu I've seen people on Zoom or other programs with cats--and yeah--sometimes that would be what they'd have to do.
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Post by zontar on Jun 30, 2021 6:21:49 GMT
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Post by infant on Jun 30, 2021 12:40:00 GMT
I hate playing outdoor gigs when it gets hot…
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Post by infant on Jun 30, 2021 12:46:27 GMT
I don't have a cat--btu I've seen people on Zoom or other programs with cats--and yeah--sometimes that would be what they'd have to do. My son is a teacher and has been teaching online since March 2020. He learned quickly that with 2 cats, he was going to have to isolate himself in another room. He says that in the beginning, his cats started crying from the hallway, scratching on the door and even shoving their paws under the door to get him to open up.
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Post by infant on Jun 30, 2021 23:06:50 GMT
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Post by zontar on Jul 1, 2021 9:04:31 GMT
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Post by zontar on Jul 2, 2021 6:01:49 GMT
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Post by zontar on Jul 3, 2021 6:25:19 GMT
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Post by zontar on Jul 3, 2021 23:19:07 GMT
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Post by laristotle on Jul 4, 2021 17:45:38 GMT
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Post by laristotle on Jul 4, 2021 17:52:39 GMT
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Post by laristotle on Jul 4, 2021 17:53:28 GMT
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Post by laristotle on Jul 4, 2021 17:54:09 GMT
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Post by laristotle on Jul 4, 2021 17:56:36 GMT
You're too old to play gigs when:
1. It becomes more important to find a place on stage for your fan than your amp. 2. Your gig clothes make you look like ...George Burns out for a round of golf or Dolly Parton with no bosom. 3. All your fans leave by 9:30 p.m. 4. All you want from groupies is a foot massage and back rub. 5. You love taking the elevator because you can sing along with most of your set-list. 6. Instead of a fifth member, your band wants to spring for a roadie. 7. You lost the directions to the gig. 8. You need your glasses to see the amp settings. 9. You've thrown out your back jumping off the stage. 10. You feel like heck before the gig even starts. 11. The waitress is your daughter! 12. You stop the set because your ibuprofen fell behind the speakers. 13. Most of your crowd just sways in their seats. 14. You find your drink tokens from last month's gig in your guitar case. 15. You refuse to play without earplugs. 16. You ask the club owner if you can start at 8:30 instead of 9:30. 17. You check the TV schedule before booking a gig. 18. Your gig stool has a back. 19. You're related to at least one member in the band. 20. You don't let anyone sit in. 21. You need a nap before the gig. 22. After the third set, you bug the club owner to let you quit early. 23. During the breaks, you now go to the van to lie down. 24. You prefer a music stand with a light. 25. You don't recover until Tuesday afternoon. 26. You hope the host's speech lasts forever 27. You buy amps considering their weight and not their tone or "cool" factor. 28. Feeling guilty looking at hot women at the audience, 'cause they're younger than your daughter. 29. You can remember seven different club names for the same location. 30. You have a hazy memory of the days when you could work 10 gigs in 7 days and could physically do it! 31. Your date couldn't make it because she couldn't find a babysitter for the grandkids. 32. The set list has to be in 20 point type.. 33. Your drug of choice is now coffee… 34. It seems impossible to find stage shoes with decent arch support.
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Post by infant on Jul 5, 2021 1:36:58 GMT
I sent this to my band mates a few years ago as I found certain bits of it resembled our band. We rehearse at the drummers house and he has one wall of shelves just full of cartons and boxes. I have a goatee and sometimes bring my sunburst Strat, our bass player plays a Ric and the drummers wife comes down the stairs a few times during the night to see if we want coffee top ups.
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Post by zontar on Jul 5, 2021 7:05:21 GMT
Besides being amused when I first saw this, I also thought--his daughter looks a lot he did back in the late 60s/early 70s (Or there about)
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